It's BMW vs Audi this week in an automotive showdown of Teutonic proportions.
Yes folks, the latest BMW M3 takes on the Audi RS5, as both cars attempt to rewrite the rules on oversteer and power-to-saloon-size ratio. In a bygone age, a small saloon would be crackly if it had a four-pot; both these monsters are packing V8s.
There's lots more of course, but in the meantime, why not satisfy yourself with these rehearsal pics?
Pics: Justin Leighton
RS5's front spoiler hoovered up wayward squirrels mercilessly
Milli Vanilli tribute band practiced ‘Girl You Know It's True'
James was unimpressed by Jeremy's ‘Running Man'
There was no separating Jeremy and his imaginary kite
Richard reworks his fabled ‘Big-Box-Little-Box' dancefloor sensation
Clarkson vs Camera Death Match' was a PPV hit
Richard imagines a world without oversteer. Weeps uncontrollably
What did the five fingers say to the face?'
